Monday, 17 October 2011

Fun Jokes

Telling jokes is good for kids! It increases their confidence, helps them to remember a story in order and relate it to others, and stimulates their thinking! Who would have thought something that all kids enjoy could be so useful! Animal jokes, holiday jokes, internet jokes, scary jokes, school jokes, silly jokes, sports jokes, and much more.

How did the telephones get married ?In a double ring ceremony !

Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?He wanted a higher education !

Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !

Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !

What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !

What runs but never walks ?
Water !

How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !

Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !

Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
Then why aren't you laughing !

Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn't chicken !

What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-ward !

How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?

Easy - tie a knot in your neck !

Why shouldn't you try to swim on a full stomach ?

Because it's easier to swim on a full swimming pool !

What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?

Baaa-nacles !

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?

See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

What is the coldest part of the North Pole ?

An explorer's noes !

What do computer operators eat for lunch ?

Chips !

Why is that man standing in the sink ?

He's a tap dancer !

Where do rabbits learn to fly ?

In the Hare Force !

What looks like half a cat ?The other half !

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot !

How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

What is a French cat's favourite pudding ?
Chocolate mousse !

What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
I'm paw !

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?
He has cat-arrh !

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She's got that down in the mouth look !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out a night !


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