Fun Poetry

Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. 

Mr. Brown the Circus Clown	My Pet Germs	The Toughest Pastry Maker	My Penmanship is Pretty Bad	No Pencil
Beavers In the Bathroom	I'm Thankful for Turkey	My Turtle Is the Sporting Sort	Ferret Soccer	Don't Ever Ask a Centipede
Don't Bring Camels in the Classroom	When Sarah Surfs the Internet	I'm Growing a Truck in the Garden	A Dream of School Supplies	An Ordinary Day
Polar Bowling	This Poem's Not About a Dog	Jessica Jean	Pansy P. Petunia	Our Teacher's a Football Fanatic
I Went to the Doctor	Rudy Tude	The Dancing Baboon of Djibouti	Here is the House	The World's Fastest Bicycle
When Larry Made Lasagna	The Dragon on the Playground	Benjamin Plays Bass Guitar	My Special Diet	Moving to China
Samantha Cinderella Scott	State Capitals	Just a Slug	My Goldfish Took up Tennis	My Feet
My Foot Fell Asleep	What to Do With a Dinosaur	My Frog Has Got a Steering Wheel	Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney	Speedy Sid
Ants in the Lunchroom	Willie's Wart	Hitting Rules	I Thought it Was a Basketball	I Was Sitting By My Window
December Substitute	How Did You Get So Mean?	I Went to School to Learn to Read	Terrible Dream	Juan and Tu (A Tongue Twister)